This is Survivor!
Okay, so maybe this Survivor doesn't have bikini clad amazons chowing down on goanna flanks, or team
members chained to flaming rings of death which can only be thwarted by flinging a human skull into
the Volcano God, but what the hell do you want? We ain't CBS.
This was about one day, eight cabins, and a whole lot of marshmallows. Survivor, Loon Lake style, where
the worst that can happen to you after elimination is a nasty hangover. Let's meet the tribes...
The Titans Team members: Ralph, Cathy, Wes, Sydney, Sam, Jamie Cabin: #5 Strengths: Fast cars, Chubby Cheeks Memorable Achievement: Tying Wes to the pole before the torch ceremony as a sacrifice to the gods.
Grumpa-Matata Team members: The Jurgens Clan Cabin: #4 Strengths: Diversity, Sheer Team Size Team Goal: To get their balls as far out of women's underwear as they can.
The Four Aces Team members: Chris, Mike, Dan, Eric & Ben Cabin: #8 Weaknesses: Counting, Engineering Team Motto: It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how determined you look while you're playing.
The Nads Team members: Rich, Toby, Annie & Fraser Cabin: #9 Secret Weapon: Pusser's Rum Team Cheer: GO NADS! GO NADS! GO NADS!
The Superstars Team members: Dave, Inga, Presley, Jan & Len Cabin: #2 Weakness: Punctuality Explanation: During the first game, the team started off with two, and slowly added one new member every 15-20 minutes as they arrived late.
The Perfect Tens Team Members: Frank, Susan, Cathy, Alice, Dennis Cabin: #10 (of course) Weaknesses: Narcolepsy, Occasional team member misplacement Biggest Challenge: Trying to find somebody on their team to do Chubby Bunny.
Trailer Trash Team Members: The Kings, the Harms and the Hoards Lodging: Trailers Strengths: Fierce Spirit of Competition, Math Achievement: To make themselves so unwelcome in every cabin that they had to find their own place to live (or as they say, "Who needs your stinkin' cabins anyway? And keep it down, eh? I'm watching the hockey game.")
There was one more team, but they were eliminated so fast that nobody caught their name. In their despair and embarrassment, Helina, Audrey, Marcia, Elise, Dan and Julianna turned tail and ran off into the bushes, never to be seen again (at least not for another 15 minutes or so. I'll tell you why on the next page).
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